I love food so much, at the end of a meal I often wish I could just keep eating. I’m a glutton, I know. I’m American. I’d settle for endless macaroni and cheese or ice cream, but at Texas de Brazil they had endless lobster bisque and prosciutto. I felt like a hillbily in this joint, but it was my birthday and I was born to be wild!…err hungry. If you haven’t heard, Texas de Brazil is a place where you pay one price for endless cuts of meat, a soup/salad/meat/cheese/olive/assortment of sides bar, garlic mashed potatoes, little delish cheese biscuits, and fried bananas are the “palate cleansers,” but I just kept eating them. Basically in heaven, I thought I’d run into Tupac and John Candy here, but I soon forget about them and started the rampant indulging fest.
As soon as you sit down waiters start coming up to the table with large skewers of meat asking if you’d like some. They have mostly cuts of beef, but also serve chicken, lamb, and pork. The meats are all perfectly cooked, seasoned, and tender. The pork specifically sticks out as it had a deliciously seasoned crust that was crispy, savory, and bootylicious.
I ventured to the buffet where I first tried the lobster bisque and a side salad with their house dressing. The lobster bisque was the epitome of cream(or bream if you’re feeling Wu Tang), the salad was crisp and fresh with a vinaigrette style dressing to match. It was like trying a gateway drug for the first time… I couldn’t stop and wanted to move on the bigger and better things.
Over the course of the night I endeavoured in an adventure with ahi tuna, shrimp salad, cold cooked asparagus and green beans, sushi, prosciutto, various cheeses, fresh ripened tomatoes and mozzarella, marinated mushroom, salty stuffed olives, au gratin potatoes, more salad, and more soup. It soon becomes apparent that the bouquet of skewered meats take a back seat to the extravagant array of sides as you could really make a meal just of that. (I think that is an option on the menu, actually.) Needless to say I was stuffed by the end of my meal and my taste buds clearly climaxed, but I did wish there was an included dessert or small dessert buffet. I guess that just goes to show how much I didn’t want to say goodbye. I would have much rather said “see you later…at the dessert bar.”